POLITCAL PROSE

Once upon a time there was a Prez named Bush
He cooked our goose, And he kicked our toosh.
The Bush admin has told every lie,
And its finally time for a phat "Bye-Bye".

Now elections are coming around,
Time to boot that idiot clown.
It all comes down to the final two
A choice to make for me and you.

Lets see if I can make it easy,
I’ll try to keep out all the sleazy
Give me just one tiny minute,
You will see the genius in it.

On the right side is McCain and Palin,
No cell phone, internet or e-mailin.
A USA future, they just don’t get it.
The war in Iraq will get worse if you let it.

War-loving McCain wants to bomb Iran,
He'll want to hit Russia with a hard hand,
His health plan’s enough to make you quite sick,
You should worry about the Supreme Justice he’ll pick.

McCain keeps crying about Acorn and Ayers,
Nobody’s listening because nobody cares.
He just can’t seem to convince us with issues,
Cries "The media’s biased!", (lets grab our tissues).

Obama and Joe will lower our taxes,
They’ll tell us about it with emails and faxes.
While the wealthy lose loopholes and gain taxability,
No more worries about the Bush/Chaney senility.

We’ll finally be dealing with warming thats global,
Finding new energy to make ourselves mobile.
It might take them awhile to fix our economy,
So have the tums ready to settle gastronomy.

But if your tummy just can’t seem to take it,
At least, with HIS health plan, you know you will make it.
Education will again be on top,
Deregulation and greed will stop.

He’ll let the world know that we’re no longer stupid,
They’ll love us again like they’ve been shot by cupid.
Diplomacy first but then fight if we must,
He’ll finally get Bin Laden, I trust.

It might get scary, but don’t get mad,
It took 8 yrs for it to get this bad,
Could take awhile to get back on the road,
There’s ropes to untangle, shit to unload.

But please, on the 4th, give Obama your votes,
So we can be rid of all those old goats.
There’ll be a new hope in the storms that we’ll weather,
A brand new America and we will be in it together.
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